[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

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madturbating:

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

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thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

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Tulip Fields in Netherlands

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ohhcory:

this looks amazizzing

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" Our attitude toward life determines life’s attitude towards us. "
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mormondad:

like a virgin (mary) touched for the very first time (by the holy spirit amen) 

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togamivevo:

in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

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Broken Things by Livia Marin.

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